Yep that's what happened. Dallas was out to a casual dinner with his family in South Dakota and then just like that, BAM, he turns around and he sees a fist of doom coming square into his face. It was reported Dallas had ordered a burger which was named after his team called the Philly Special and an angry, drunk, Pats fan was unhappy and chose to punch him in his big nose. Dallas fell to the ground in front of his wife and kids while the puncher ran off into the woods of South Dakota. There is now a manhunt being conducted for this puncher which is being organized by die hard Eagles fans. Updates will come later.
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