Jay Cutler, everyone's favorite tier 5 quarterback may or may not have gone insane. I have never been the type of person to notice Jay's day to day activities but today was different. If you haven't already seen, I highly recommend you go to Jay Cutler's Instagram and check out his story. I'll link it here. So that was truly a spectacular showing of content on Jay's behalf. If you didn't watch his story, to summarize Jay Cutler is going on a secret mission to find out what is killing his chickens and he will be documenting the entire situation. Jay Cutler is not a man of social media. He posts things here and there but nothing is to special or controversial and he rarely finds himself in the headlines. But this is different. I am genuinely concerned for Jay. Yeah his hair looks good but I don't think his brain is functioning correctly.
I guess the whole backstory to this debacle is that Jay Cutler has what appears to be a shit ton of chickens at his house for some strange reason and that many of them were killed last night. He doesn't know how they were killed so he will be investigating as Detective Cutler. Reports indicate that the number one suspect is Jay's cat which would mean the murders would be an inside job. I can only hope that Jay Cutler finds what he is looking for and that maybe, just maybe, he will realize that he seemed a bit insane in these videos. My thoughts and prayers are with Jay and his chickens. Stay well.
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