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Portnoy Musk 2024

Updated: Jul 9, 2020

In the past few days there have been many developments that have led Dave Portnoy to contemplate a potential 2024 Presidential Run. While this may seem crazy for some people, it is completely reasonable at the same time. He is a successful businessman that turned a newspaper giveaway "company" into a 450 million dollar Media Empire known as Barstool Sports. As we have seen before, the American people tend to like business people. In addition, Portnoy attempted to run for mayor in Boston but thanks to awful campaign manager Weird Haircut Seth as well as controversy with signatures needed to run for office, Portnoy was declined the opportunity and continued to grow Barstool Sports. Of course Elon Musk, not being born in the US cannot be Vice President but he did endorse Portnoy on Twitter. Possible VP's at this point include Frankie Borelli as well as Tommy Smokes. We will just need to wait to see what Portnoy decides to do.



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